www.trch.co.uk Box Office 0115 989 5555
I definitely don’t know what’s going on. I’m not even sure I know what’s happening anymore.
BUT I cannot wait to come to your town and respect your traditions. I have been on tv over 5
times.
May I divulge a secret? I have purchased a large metal ring. I will use it to keep all of the
keys to the city that are given to me by the mayors I impress with my showmanship. Live
comedy is straight up amazing because people gather to watch it in a spectacular setting
rather than ogling an evil phone screen in some horrid grey dank little corner.

